“But in retrospect, I’d rather have been a poet, or a farmer.”
News from the ranch:
1: The cow is in quarantine after being “Violently Sodomized” by the bull next door.
2: I’m spending my free time studying up on artificial insemination of swine.
3: The bedroom is looking better by the hour.
4: Braking the horses bad habits slowly.
5: The temperature swings from the 70’s to below zero are wearing [...]
Whats forty feet long, weighs eight tons and is is the sexist thing I’ve ever seen in my life?
To my truck.
My truck is old, slow and loud.
Like a ugly stinky rock, tumbling down the road.
She’s a truck of mystery, speed, temperature and
fuel gauges are more of a guideline than an exact measurement.
Her un-settable clock reads the time she wishes it was, not the time it is.
She offers you not one but two AM [...]